My name is Spencer and I did something very NOT smart. I forgot to buy candy on Halloween! And let me tell ya somethin’ — NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN! And just to make sure you get the point, I wrote a little poem for you. Here goes…
“NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN”
by Spencer
I love Halloween, it’s a night that is cool…
When old people sleep, sometimes they drool…
This Halloween, I got a HUGE pumpkin…
(nothing rhymes with “pumpkin” so I’m just gonna keep going)…
So large was my pumpkin, it took hours to carve…
I didn’t eat dinner, I started to starve…
But I kept on carving ’til my Jack-O-Lantern was done…
It was gigantic and scary, like snot on a bun…
But then it got later, and the trick-or-treaters came…
They DEMANDED some candy — those kids were INSANE…
Since I didn’t have candy, and I wanted no grouches…
I gave the kids ice cubes, and tuna in pouches…
But did that make them happy? Oh no, it did NOT…
They wanted to hit me and beat me A LOT…
I got really scared, so I hid in my pumpkin
(again, nothing rhymes with “pumpkin” so I’m just gonna keep going)…
I thought I was safe, ’til LEWBERT came by…
He let the kids in my house! I thought I would die…
I kept hiding to stop this bad situation…
Then Socko called, which revealed my location…
One of those kids was a very mean hater…
He made the kids roll me into my elevator…
Trapped in my pumpkin, I was frightened and scared…
There was no way to get out! I wasn’t prepared…
Then twelve rotten kids rolled me into the street…
Some cars almost hit me…this trick was NO treat…
So always remember: some kids can be mean…
So MAKE SURE you buy candy for next Halloween.
My poem is done, so I think I’ll stop now…
Some day I hope to squeeze milk from a cow.
